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Dating Four Hot Girls at the Same Time

Go with the girl who doesn’t hate you or start fresh and do the process all over again.  Most of guys can attest that dating multiple hot girls at once isn’t just expensive.

Most of guys can attest that dating multiple hot girls at once isn’t just expensive; it can also be a stressful experience that is almost too much effort if it means bedding four of them at a time almost.  We’ve learned valuable information taken from the film “John Tucker Must Die” and listed rules to help keep your love pentagon from crashing.

Use pet names as frequently as you can

There is nothing more incriminating than calling one of your hot girls the wrong name.  Use names such as Honey, Sugar or even Grandma.  Just don’t call them by their real names.  Not only will it keep your mouth from getting your sorry little ass in danger, but they may think it’s cute too.

Keep tabs on what you do together

It is not humanly possible to remember all the anniversaries and group dates you had with her friends, so write everything down and keep your notepad under lock & key.

Deactivate your social networking account/s

These may be your window to the world, but for your hot girls, they are windows to your sleazebag personal life.  It can only take one racy comment to turn your sexually charged, womanizing life to that of a guy working at the video store who really seem to care a lot about “Twilight.”

Guard your cell phone with your life

Just like social networking profiles, your mobile phone holds loads of information that can get you in trouble, so make sure to have it in your possession at all times.  Or if possible, work like the Mafia and use pay phones.  It looks way cooler.

No sleepovers.  EVER

Women can tell if other women have been in a guy’s place.  It’s one of their innate skills.  So the best strategy to use is to sleepover at their place.  This may be a bit tougher if your girl is still living with her parents, but then again that’s a little weird.

•    Learn how to cook

Dating and eating go together, so if you don’t want to be in debt, tune in to the Food Network and start taking notes.  There are many websites to get online recipes too, so learn a few dishes and start impressing her.

Don’t brag

If having sex with four hot girls isn’t rewarding enough for you, then you’re just plain selfish.  Save all the bragging to make you feel better when this whole fiasco blows up in your face.

If you’re busted, fess up

It was one hell of a joyride.  But once you get caught, it’s over.  Go with the girl who doesn’t hate you or start fresh and do the process all over again.

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