What Your Date Hookup Guy Really Thinks of Your Gifts

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Whether your date hookup guy has been naughty or nice, you still have to give him something for the holidays. However, will he think it’s too much, or too little? Is it too commitment-oriented/personal/practical? We asked a bunch of guys how they’d react to our gift list if given by their date hookup partner.

• Silk boxer shorts

“It’s fine if I am in a committed relationship. But if it was someone I just met on a date hookup, it would be weird. I mean, she picked out something that touches my penis?” – Matt, 25, Providence, R.I.

• Subscription to the Beer of the Month Club

“If we break up after a few months, I’ll be able to drink away my grief for the rest of the year. On the other hand, if we’re still together, then I’ll be celebrating an awesome woman.” – Allan, 32, Minneapolis

• Subscription to the Book of the Month Club

“I have a serious question: Does this club sell Playboy?” – John, 23, New York

• A puppy

“If it’s a yellow Labrador, I might have to ask her to marry me right there.” – Scott, 27, Albany, N.Y.

• Towels

“Why thank you, mother!” – Paul, 29, Washington, D.C.

• Skinny jeans

“Hell, no.” – Derrick, 34, Manhattan, N.Y.

• A set of weights

“I feel like you don’t take my Xbox talents seriously.” – Jason, 28, San Francisco

• A key to your apartment

“If I’m really into her, I’ll appreciate it. If we’re in our early stages, I’m running for the hills.” – Steve, 31, Ohio

• The invitation to a threesome

“This would be terribly awkward, but I’m in.” – Eric, 28, Brooklyn

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