9 Strip Club Mistakes That Lots Of Dudes Make

 If you're headed out to the strip club, here are 9 mistakes that you should have a look at. These are common mistakes guys make and they can take the fun out of an otherwise awesome night.

Going to the strip club? Get ready for a fun night out! You can feast your eyes on all the beautiful dancing girls you want while also feasting on your favorite alcoholic beverages. But here are 9 mistakes to avoid like the plague.

Getting Too Drunk

Drink and be merry, but don't get wasted. The last thing you want is to get beyond your alcohol limit and decide a stripper wants her rear pinched. Excessive alcohol consumption has led to many mishaps at gentleman's clubs.

Touching The Girls

Drunk or not, don't lose control and get grabby. This is especially tough when you're getting a lap dance. No matter what she says or does (or seems to be inviting you to do!), obey the house rules and keep your hands to yourself.

Not Bringing Enough Funds

Bring plenty of money. There's nothing worse than running out and having to take your seat at the bar beerless. Most places have ATM machines but they charge a lot in fees, so bring a wad of cash and make sure you've got 1's.

Thinking She Likes You

A dancer may like you but that's just because you're not as drunk or as obnoxious as the other guys there. Remember that she's just doing her job, and part of her job is to act like she likes you.

Spending The Whole Night Focusing On One Girl

You may find a particular honey at the strip club who is exceptionally hot, but don't narrow your focus to just her. There is a lot to be seen so keep your eyes open.

Bringing Your Girlfriend

Lots of guys think that it might be fun to bring their girlfriends. Sometimes it is. But if your girlfriend has jealousy issues, it's an extremely bad idea. You're usually better off leaving her at home and making it a guys' night out.

Telling Your Girlfriend

This is really case by case, but some girlfriends should not be told that their men go to the strip club. Women have lots of misconceptions about what goes on there and many consider it cheating. It might be better to just say you're headed to the bar - and burn all receipts.

Dressing Horribly

Even if the place doesn't have a dress code, dress nice and be well groomed. Squirt some of your favorite cologne in all pertinent areas. Even though the dancers have to dance for you, you can at least make it more fun for them.

Being Creepy

Don't lurk in the shadows like a stalker. Go right up front, make eye contact and smile. She knows you're looking at her body and she's cool with it. Here it's totally normal and in fact welcomed, so go get an eyeful.

Going to the strip club is great fun. Just be relaxed, have a good time and don't drink too much. Steer clear of these mistakes and you'll have a great time.

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