Vampire Fiction With A Humorously Hard-Rocking Attitude!

Mar 28
06:53

2011

Matt R. Jones

Matt R. Jones

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Riding on the wave of Twilight’s popularity,Vampire Fiction With A Humorously Hard-Rocking Attitude! Articles vampire fiction is burning up the book-charts once again and new Edward clones are springing up on a daily basis – vampires are EVERYWHERE!

While I’m always happy to see vampires in the spotlight, I’m all that thrilled about the actual CONTENT of this new wave of vampire stories.  It’s all a little too “teenage girl” for me, you know?

What about those of us who are tired of the familiar stories of teen angst, tragic romance, and an overabundance of dark-eyed brooding?

The simple fact is…

Just because teen-oriented vampire fiction is popular doesn’t mean YOU like it.

You need something that steps away from the mainstream – you’re an independent reader who doesn’t like what you’re SUPPOSED to.

On one hand, teen vampire stories are good because they keep the genre profitable and popular – all of those Edward clones serve a purpose.  But that kind of vampire fiction isn’t for everybody!

Good luck finding vampire stories that AREN'T about moody teenage vampires, huh?  Thankfully, you’re in luck here…

Sex, Blood, & Rock ‘n Roll brings you a fresh and unique angle on vampire fiction – locked and loaded with pulse-pounding action, piss-your-pants humor, and 80’s-style rock ‘n roll attitude.

It’s a collection of 12 original and exclusive tales focusing on the modern-day vampires of Hollywood – who are actually HAPPY with their immortality.  Within, you will NOT find…

Moody forever-teens – the Hollywood Vampires are strong, genial adults who love being vampires and have a blast with it.

Mushy, tragic romances – those have been done to death, so nope.  The Hollywood Vampires play in fist-pumping rock bands, battle with profanity-spitting chupacabras, and plummet into pits of horror within forgotten gas station bathrooms!

Whining – ENOUGH WITH THE MELANCHOLY ALREADY!  Immortality rocks, so get in, shut up, and hold on!

The usual standards are gleefully flung out the window in Sex, Blood, & Rock ‘n Roll – this ain’t your mommy and daddy’s vampire fiction, nor is it your kid sister’s.  For instance…

In “The Thing In Stacey’s Garage,” a loveable, lunatic vampire guitarist wages war against a foul-mouthed chupacabra trying to wreck his massive garage and all the neat junk within – you’ll laugh yourself stupid while dodging double-barreled shotgun blasts and flying crates of pornography!

But not all of Sex, Blood, & Rock ‘n Roll’s tales are quite so ridiculous.  Vampire fiction – when done right – can be truly thoughtful and insightful, revealing truths about ourselves and the world around us.  You’ll savor…

“Six-String Alchemy,” where gorgeous vampire metal guitarist Clarisse plunges into the dark corners of Los Angeles to avenge a fallen bluesman and retrieve the guitar he’d made for his beloved grandson.  And still get back in time for her concert, too!

And that’s only TWO of the 12 tales within Sex, Blood, & Rock ‘n Roll.

If I had more time, I’d tell you all about the hilariously white-knuckle chase of “Who’s Been Driving My Cadillac?” and its colorful gypsy half-vampire heroine!  What so many readers and writers don’t realize is…

Vampire fiction doesn’t have to focus on endless angst, squishy romance, or the moral implications of drinking blood – vampire fiction can be ANYTHING you want it to be!

Humor, introspection, action, adventure, and all-out mayhem are but a few of the qualities you’ll enjoy with Sex, Blood, & Rock ‘n Roll.  You’ll rocket down hidden highways of entertainment and have your old concepts of vampire fiction completely blown away...

I’m not kidding when I say it’s a whole new world for you to explore.

If you’re bored with the endless parade of Anne Rice and Stephanie Meyer clones – and aren’t interested in what the mainstream says you should be interested in – you’re the right kind of reader for Sex, Blood, & Rock ‘n Roll and the world of the Hollywood Vampires.

Both have been thrilling a select, loyal group of readers from Canada to New Zealand for over a decade now – and you’re welcome to come aboard!

Kick your expectations to the curb, strap on your six-string, and put the pedal to the metal by clicking the link below…

Sex, Blood, & Rock ‘n Roll

… where you’ll be having your expectations exploded by Sex, Blood, & Rock ‘n Roll in only four minutes from right now!