Your First Stripclub Outing - What To Expect And How To Be Cool

Dec 1
10:49

2010

Andrew Stratton

Andrew Stratton

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It's your first time going to a stripclub! Here are some things I wish somebody would have told me my first time to help make it the most fun possible.

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Are you a stripclub virgin? If so,Your First Stripclub Outing - What To Expect And How To Be Cool Articles maybe you're sweating a little right now. After all, you're going to go to a place full of naked girls who are going to shake what they got - for you! It's a little scary and intimidating for first-timers, so here's a quick run-down on what you can expect and some tips so you can fully enjoy it.

It's Okay To Look

First off, you'll feel a bit strange looking at all those girl parts you aren't supposed to stare at in everyday life. Welcome to the stripclub! Here it's okay. Look to your heart's content. Not only is it permitted, the ladies are expecting you to look, hoot and holler. At this facility, you can flirt and have a good time, and everybody knows it doesn't mean anything. It’s just par for the course. So, loosen up and relax!

Look But Don't Touch

But don't get too carried away. Almost every one of these facilites across this great nation has a "no touching" rule (some places in the state of Nevada may be exempt, but you'd better ask somebody first). This means that you can look, shout and otherwise make an idiot of yourself, but it's strictly hands-off. Unless you want to get a rib-crushing bear hug from the bouncer and get a one-way ticket to the parking lot concrete, keep it under control.

Bring Lots Of Dollars

Here's how it works: The girls dance, the guys watch and drink, and periodically they give the strippers tips. Tipping is what it's all about, and not tipping is a serious insult to the ladies. Would you eat in a restaurant without tipping? The girls that dance for you are hoping that you value what they've got just like you enjoyed that Grand Slam at Denny's. In fact, if you're not going to lay down some serious cash, don't even go to the strip club. And keep this in mind - the more you tip, the more the girls will pay attention to you. This goes for the bartenders and waitresses too.

Drink But Keep It Cool

Lots of guys go crazy at the bar the first time they hit a stripclub. The reason is that you're nervous, and that's totally natural. If it's your first time, you're going to be a bit overwhelmed and hitting the booze takes the edge off. This is fine, but don't overdo it. You've probably heard some of those "too wasted at a strip club" stories from your buddies. You don't want to end up the main character of one, or end up the eternal butt of jokes because of some stupid stuff you did at a stripclub.

Lap Dances Cost Money

One of the strippers might ask you if you're having fun, and if you want to have more fun. This means she wants to a lap dance. That's a special dance that's for you only, and it takes place very close to your body. The lap dance is one of the unique joys of visiting a strip club, so don't miss out on getting one. But when she approaches you, she probably won't say upfront that it's $20. Keep this in mind and, before you start enjoying yourself too much, remember that you have to pay for it.

Your initiation into the stripclub world is a major event in any young man's life. Take plenty of money, follow the rules, tip big and you'll have a great time.

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