Is there a Guru in the house?

May 17
21:00

2002

Joe Myna

Joe Myna

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Is there a Guru in the house?

By Joe Myna

The Internet has given us many marvelous advantages in
international marketing,Is there a Guru in the house? Articles from the speed and convenience
of email to the ease and economy of product downloading.

Yet these wonders pale by comparison when you realize
the sheer volume of Gurus that inhabit the Web.

As a young boy growing up in Ohio I was impressed by the
rarity of those mystics who with one utterance, could
place in a nutshell all worldly knowledge.

On the other hand, there had always existed plenty
of "experts."

In olden days folks were forced to rely on the now
outdated, 'expert' for knowledge and virtuosity.

When it comes to Internet marketing there
are no experts, only Gurus.

You remember what an 'expert' is, don't you!

Well, as a distinguished Chinese gentleman named
Charlie Chan, once said, "An expert is a person who
provides quick answers that are sometimes correct."

While, as Charlie says, an 'expert' may only from time to time,
correctly assume a fact, a Guru never ever suffers from this fallacy.

A Guru just knows all!

You see, the only quality the 'expert' lacks is perfection, otherwise
he would be a Guru!

There is one other distinguishing characteristic you'll notice
when sorting out a Guru from an 'expert'. An 'expert' is either,
self designated or quickly proclaims the title, while a Guru
leaves that function to his associates.

As a lad I was just naive enough to believe that the world only
offered us one or two true Gurus.

Naturally, I had heard of the mysterious Dalai Lama with his
universal wisdom, and maybe about a couple of odd characters
hanging out in Tibet, but that was it.

I truly believed that these few individuals summed up the entire
Guru population. Then I discovered the Internet.

What a revelation!

When it comes to Internet marketing, the supply of Gurus
gives the impression of being endless.

Every day I read of several new Gurus who have recently
startled the Internet community by unearthing the 'real'
secrets of marketing success.

Thankfully, these Gurus are graciously releasing their deep
dark secrets of Internet prowess, even though it may be for
a limited time only, and at a compensation said to be ridiculously
low for a Guru of their obvious stature.

The Internet is amazing, even Gurus mark down their wisdom!

For awhile, I feared that once these 'secrets' were released our
favorite Guru would quickly pack up and take their meditation elsewhere.

But not to worry, as new hidden secrets of Internet marketing
are needed, more and more Gurus appear to permeate
the Web thus eliminating any major concern of a shortage.

I often ponder, can this abundance of Gurus last, is there a
University somewhere that grinds them out, a sort of Guru U!

Perhaps, we ought to just count blessings and gleam as much
as we can from these modern day wonders of the cosmos.

After all, shouldn't we be content that there are helpful
Gurus everywhere on the Internet, with or without a toga.

They seem to be everywhere these days. In fact, while
shaving this morning, I could swear I spotted a Guru
in my own bathroom mirror!

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Joe Myna is webmaster at The Virtual Warehouse
of in-demand products - http://www.anezbiz.com
Author of FREE eBook "Internet Profits The Quick Way"
Download now at http://www.anezbiz.com/Quick.exe