Elvis Preston King

Don't Try This at Home

Trying to be a player, playboy, pick up artist and a ladies man without a dating coach can be dangerous!

Being a player, playboy, pick up artist, seduction expert, and ladies man is not something a man should try to do with out a professional coach, a dating coach.

Trying to play the Game alone can cost you your health, your money and possibly your life. At the very least you will end up in societies marriage trap, imprisoned for the rest of your days. Most of you already made that mistake. Sooner or later the love endorphins wear off! And all Hell breaks lose in the typical marriage, leading 50% of the men of the world down the path of financial and emotional ruin with at least 50% less assets. Others go on to accept their fate and live by societies rules. Thinking that that's all there is. Life could have been so much better and cheaper hanging out with Elvis Preston King.  What’s in it for YOU playing by societies and the ladies rules. Not a damn thing except a living Hell.

So what can a MAN do? Be a playboy, player, pick up artist and a ladies man, that’s what!!!

Easier said than done! It looks easy, just try it in real life and see what happens. Most guys don’t even get to first base as a player. Most women turn the Game around on the typical wanna be player and move him in or God forbid, sucker him into a “CONTRACT.”

In the old days it was every man for him self. There was no where to turn for help. Today the Game has become so challenging that men from around the world have formed what they call lairs to assist each other in becoming playboys, pick up artists, and seduction experts. Very few make it to pick up artist status, and even less get to go on and be a playboy. Society is NOT geared that way and men, or wussies (weak men) fall right into society’s creation, marriage.

Your author learned the game from the hard school of knocks. I have been in the game for over forty years and in my day there was no help. Believe me trying to play the Game without knowing the rules is dangerous. Simply put, don’t try this at home!

Most men foolishly think that they know the rules. Over 98% of the men of the world don’t know the first damn thing about it. The sad thing is that they think they know how to play the game and they DON’T. Most men aren’t smart enough to step back and look at themselves and see how ignorant that they really are. It is a macho thing. Nobody wants to admit that they are inadequate in anything to do with the opposite sex. Age and experience in the world have nothing to do with learning the Game. Men who are tigers in the real world become weak pussy cats when dealing with women. Men like Donald Trump and Larry Ellison just to name a few. Men usually remain naïve their entire lives.

I have men come to see me to learn the game and the stupid bastards fall in love with the first pretty face that I introduce them too. I have had them run off and get married and move girls into apartments and spend truck loads of money on women. For pennies on the dollar I could have sent them to Playbunny Heaven. For the man who truly loves women hanging out with Elvis Preston King and getting laid non-stop by hot 18 to 22 year old babes is much cheaper than marrying a bitch from HELL! I will cover your back and keep you from the danger of one woman. I have special women, women that I love. The key word there is WOMEN. I have what I call my top ten. I usually lay around 500 hot new girlfriends a year. There is nothing more full filling, however, I am an EXPERT. When I pick up and seduce girls it looks easy. It is very complicated to juggle the women. It is just a complicated game and most men NEVER learn.

I put on picking up and seducing women workshops I call Bachelor Dream Tours. Search Google and Bachelor Dream Tours will pop right up. They are designed to teach you how to pick up women and learn survival skills. No classroom crap. All live in the field training with the main focus on getting you laid by tons of hot babes, unlike other workshops where you are lucky if you go home with a phone number or two and a kiss on the cheek. I am not about getting phone numbers and kisses I am about me and my boys getting laid!

I am also looking for a guy who is willing to admit that he can’t do this at home and hang out with me full time. I pick up the girls, you pick up the tab. Men envy me to the point that it turns into pure HATE. Other men are smart enough to idolize me.

Elvis Preston King,

The world’s number1 pick up artist

(Based on the numbers of women in the sack per year)

Sanctioned and verified by the international seduction community

The world’s record of the most female conquests

The most hated and most envied man alive

Source: Free Articles from ArticlesFactory.com

ABOUT THE AUTHOR