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My Wife's Extra Pounds Are a Turn Off

What a gentleman can do about the fat wife

Dear Elvis,

Elvis I find that I am not attracted to my wife, which I attribute primarily to her weight. She weighs at least 50 pounds more than she should. We have three kids (a teenager and two in elementary school), all involved in at least two or three activities at any time of the year. My wife consistently puts her own (and our own) needs last. After a long and stressful day, the only thing that gives her satisfaction is junk food and soda. She has gained most of the weight in the past five years and I simply don't look at her the way I used to. She says she's too busy to exercise and has no interest in even trying to diet or switch to diet soda. I've tried many angles including concerns over health, joking, teasing, and suggesting we all eat better. Nothing lasts more than a day. Sex happens about twice a month. We're supposed to go away soon, just the two of us, but I'm not all that excited.

Unhappy Camper

Dear Unhappy Camper,

As you know I don’t promote the marriage contract. Most men get themselves in a jam with society’s idea of the right thing to do. Marriage is great for children but that’s where the good deal generally ends.

I am an older man and I date young slim sexy model type women as a general rule of thumb. I do find hefty women to be attractive if they are curvy. However it sounds like your wife has lost her curves long ago.

Here is what you do, instead of wasting money on the old COW on a vacation. Take an Elvis Preston King Bachelor Dream Tour vacation and I will set you up with more hot babes than you have ever had in your life in one week’s time! We get laid here in this Caribbean island every day and some times guys get laid two, three and four times a night with different hot babes.

Everyone who takes a Bachelor Dream Tour always returns. I pick up sweet nice girls looking for a boyfriend. No prosHealth Fitness Articles, escorts or dancers. The risk you run though if you hang out with the King is getting a divorce and taking a permanent Bachelor Dream Tour. But would that really be all that bad!

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Elvis Preston King puts on tours picking up and seducing hot babes in real life. Recently named the World’s Greatest Pick-up Artist by www.cliffslist.com. Email:loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit:   http://www.bachelortours.blogspot.com  and http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours



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