Elvis Preston King

What's It All About For Men Over FIFTY?

Are there young girls out there who really want older men?

Do you even have to ask? Money and Chicks! Of course!

Your author is from the hippie era 1967, 1968 and 1969. Free Love, Reach into that old memory of yours. Try to remember Jimmie Hendrix and we still had Elvis Aaron Presley too! Wow! Free love, no aids, the younger generations do NOT know what they missed. I hope you got yours. I know I did!!!!

Gentlemen, you’re not going to believe this but your author STILL gets laid like its 1969 and the old boy is pushing 56 years old. No I am not talking about Blue Rinsed Mommys either. I am talking about 18 year old stunner girlfriends. No I am not talking about dancers, no I am not talking about prostitutes. Ok some of my girls would like a sugar daddy, but unfortunately I am low on cash so I can’t be their sugar daddy. All I give them is lots of dirty old man LOVE!

So you figured it out who your author is and what he does. So you think that I am the drummer for the Rolling Stones and Mick Jaggar. While nothing would make me happier than that job, no you haven’t got it yet. Yes, I am a natural born drummer and I do love Rock and Roll although I can not turn it all the way up any more because the loud music hurts my old ears. Oh so now you think I am the Roadie for a Rock and Roll band. Ok you’re getting mildly warm but you haven’t got it yet.

Now you got it I am best friends with Hugh Hefner. Best friends with Larry Flynt. No… What then????

Gentlemen, I AM THE WORLD’S NUMBER 1 PICK UP ARTIST!  The world’s top ladies man, the world’s number 1 playboy. I get pick up and seduce more young beautiful ladies than any man on earth, bar none. There are young pick up artists who study their art who would like nothing better than to dethrone the OLD KING, but so far no man on earth has been able to do it. The Guinness Book has the world’s number 1 salesman Joe Girard, They have all kinds of world records. All they have to do is send their people over and watch me in action and they will see, confirm and document that I am the best pick up artist on earth. Ok there maybe some young man up and coming someday who can take it all away from the Silver Back KING. But if you are a man over 50 who does not get your fair share of young beautiful 18 year old dream girls you should call Elvis Preston King your author!!!!

So you say to me, “What is your offer Elvis?” Well, I am looking for a wealthy gentleman who is tired of making millions and billions of dollars just to leave it to his heirs and his favorite charity. I am looking for a buddy, who has money to burn who does NOT GET LAID as much as he might want to. Just imagine it like this, if you were Hugh Hefner’s best friend do you think you might get laid? If you were Elvis Presley’s best buddy years ago do you think you might have gotten laid back then? Well, if you were a partner, buddy and side-kick of the world’s number 1 playboy do you think you might get laid? Of course you would. I don’t care if you’re old, fat or bald or even crippled I can get my best buddy laid every day of his life and twice on Sunday if he wants. (Given the time frame of life that we have left, remember we are already over 50!) I know up to now that you have sacrificed your life for family. Look, everyone needs a family and some one to love. I have about 1000 girls that I love. And I have my top 10 that I really love! If you want to keep your present life that you have now, keep it. Fly out to different exotic locations around the world to hang out with the KING every week or two. Or just forget it all and hang out with the KING full time. I know you may be bordering on Mid- Life Crisis and who wouldn’t living a life of Western and maybe even Puritan, Bush style, one woman ignorance. If you’re tired of the old bag, take a break, take a vacation with the KING, see what it’s like to be young again. Keep in mind that I am talking about girls who will LOVE YOU FOR YOU and not ONLY your money. Of course money helps, money makes the world go around. With out that ingredient we are just this side of screwed and tattooed.

You might say to me, “So Mr. KING why are you willing to share all those cute young babes with me?”

First of all, all my life I have been picking up girls. When the other boys were playing baseball I was going around on the merry go round kissing the school girl cuties. (A custom I still like if the girls are of legal age)! In high school when the other boys we are going across the toll bridge over the state line to buy beer at18 I was out picking up girls. When I was 21 and the other guys were playing pool I was out cruising for girls in my 55 Chevy convertible! At 45 I was a millionaire and I was out cruising for girls in a car collection that would make Jay Leno’s collection look like a junk yard.  I had Ferraris, Mercedes, Exotic one of a kind cars and even a Chauffeur who wore white gloves and drove me around in a stretched Rolls Royce Limo. I still have the Rolls! And my 55 Chevy convertible! I have always had Girls! I have never had time for a buddy. I have no one to show off to. No one to brag to about all my conquests. No one to share the good life with. At our age it is difficult to make new friends. It was never important to me until now. No, my deal is not all about money. I am bored with money, its girls that I never get bored with! However, I’ll admit if I had to choose between having buddies and having girlfriends. There would never ever be a buddy in my life!

I am looking for just one buddy and side-kick who is obsessed with young ladies. Just one buddy who will appreciate my talent and hard work to see that my best new buddy has a variety of dream girls that would make Hugh Hefner envious. Word has it that Hef is a little envious because my girls are younger, sexier and prettier than his!!!

Isn’t it time you wake up every morning excited about your life and your new day. Knowing there are girls and more girls who can’t wait to see you because just being with you makes them happy. And a couple of words from the King and you are off to the bedroom with your new honey. I, Elvis Preston King wake up with every morning excited about my day and I can’t wait to meet my new day and my new girls!!

So if you are a gentleman who has money to burn and LOVES girls and you can’t get laid like you would like to. I am YOUR MAN. Elvis Preston King the World’s Number 1 Pick up Artist! Have picking up girls talent…Will travel!

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