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I have learned some new things in the last two days and thought I would share them with my readers. I am just a simple and humble columnist and op-ed writer. I usually don't try to write about anything too hard. There are your sophisticated writers and then there are your humorous writers like that guy, what's his name, who works for the Miami Herald but who is taking a small sabbatical (May he never return—I want his job.) I fall somewhere in the middle. Anyway.