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Perhaps inspired by their recent success in influencing the outcome of the American Presidential elections, the Catholic Church have looked Northward. Looking past an unjust war against non-tithing members of the World Community, the Catholic Church helped King George II get enough votes based on his the fact that his visions were more in line with that of the Pope's and his handlers in regards to same-sex marriage, and other long-standing bigotry still accepted in this millennium. Hearing that the Canadian governing party is now open to passing a Bill that would legalize same-sex marriage, the Church has begun to gather the mob and light the torches to go against anyone who would oppose their version of the sanctity of marriage. Paul Martin, Canada's Prime Minister, has already started doing the political backslide in diverting the ownership of this issue from his Party to the People, saying that he wants to set up a National Poll on the issue.