Real Roommate Ads-Published In Newspapers

Feb 6
01:21

2005

dan the roommate man

dan the roommate man

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* Studio is located in an ... area of New York. Great for one person or a very close couple.* Got a cool bobcat as a house pet.* Password - ... I am leaving behind a bunch of

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* Studio is located in an unfashionable area of New York. Great for one person or a very close couple.

* Got a cool bobcat as a house pet.

* Password - Ihatethisapartment

* I am leaving behind a bunch of unnecessary baggage and taking with me a handful of wisdom.

* Your sexuality is none of my business. I could care less so long as you are not into barnyard animals or kiddie porn.

* Looking for a roommate and/or wife. Must be a coffee maker.

* Renter should be sober.

* Professional female who recently moved into the area with a jerk of a boyfriend. Of course,Real Roommate Ads-Published In Newspapers Articles mother was right.

* I was suddenly displaced when the owner of the house accidently started it on fire.

* Renter must keep the bathroom and kitchen spotless.

* I am not a total neat freak but I hate being shorter than stacks of beer cans.

* Lights out at 11:30.

* It can be anything except for a card board box.

* If you are looking for someone who is interested in staying out of trouble.....that is me.

* If you have aspirations to wear suits and ties etc. or like to wear sweaters around your neck.....You won’t like it here.

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