Alex Smoke

Corny Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines are the most common thing that people would discuss. Most people believe it is the core of each and every relationship for men and women of all ages. Have you ever thought that you can always say the right pick-up line in the right time to captivate just anyone you wish to attract right away?

-Are you serious?

-Well, unfortunately I’m not

Most people tend to highly appreciate pick-lines, especially when it comes to love life and relationships.

As a matter of fact, a lot of men do believe they can easily cover their low self-esteem and lack of skills when saying to a girl the right pick-up line at the perfect time. Furthermore, they are quite convinced that such lines are the one and only hope in finding bliss. Now do you find this hilarious or lame?

Men go beyond their limits and capabilities just to get the right word to say. They do challenge their potentials by getting cheesy, silly and cute pick-up sentences depending mainly on sex-related connotations and just everything your mind could ever come up with. Now a girl’s response to such words would normally be “God! That sucks! Yet again you can call me sometime. You might be silly but you are amusing.” Hence, you should know that pick-up lines are not really worth it as they tell your target girl one thing; “I feel intimated in front of you; that’s why I’m doing my best to cover it.”

However, I am certain that when a man chooses a proper conduct along with communication skills, he can easily make each word coming out of his mouth the most perfect one.

Now tell me when was the last time you got busted when you came up with those cheesy pick-up lines? Actually, I’ve had a bad experience of this thing for years and trust me it’s not nice to be in that situation but again we live and learn.

And girls, I’m positive that you too wonder why men would go that far to get you.  Yet they do have their excuses as they have little knowledge about this entire thing.

Having stated that clearly, let me introduce to you some of the cheesiest and ugliest pick up lines that you could ever hear. Have a great time.

1.    I’m sure we have met before, haven’t we?
This is an old and uncreative pick-up line said in most cases.

2.    Fancy something to drink?
This one too is such an old pick-up line; however, it is still made use of up till this moment. Lame!

3.     I know why you look so pale tonight; because you stayed up in my dreams all night long.
This line is quite sweet and cute.

4.    Are you a doctor? My heart needs someone to heal it.
Lame

5.    You are God’s work of art.
Absolutely clueless!

6.    I think I would go really well with the color of your skirt.
This has double meanings, so be cautious!

7.    Has it been a long flight from paradise to earth?
Lame no one when you get a slap on the face.

8.    Do you see me beautiful now, or shall I get you more alcohol?
Well, do it on your account then!

9.    I bet they’ve already arrested your mom for stealing pearls and making of them two eyes for you.
Jail is where your original habitat is!

10.    If you do not want me to fake my journal, then you should kiss me now.
Well, fake it; it is going to be easier

11.    Could you give me some change to make a call? My mother asked me to ring her when I find the right woman.
Now this is horrible!

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