Strip clubs can be lots of fun, but you've got to know a few things about the rules and etiquette first. This article gives you 7 tips on how to make it as fun as possible.
Strip clubs are the one place where you can unabashedly stare at a woman's exposed everything as it jiggles and wiggles before your eyes. You can even hoot,
holler and stuff dollar bills in her G-string strap! But wait a minute buddy; don't go too crazy. There are rules at these types of facilities and a few things you should know first.
Keep Those Dollars Flowing
The first and foremost thing for you to understand is that the ladies at strip clubs don't do it because it turns them on and you're so handsome. They get up there for the dollars. Keeping this in mind, you should be prepared to bring lots of bills and to throw them on the stage. If you don't keep the money flowing, they'll head to the other end of the dance floor.
Every Girl's Crazy About A Sharp Dressed Man
Even though she's up there doing it for money, she'll pay more attention to you if you dress well. Have you ever noticed that guys usually wear their best threads when they go to strip clubs? This is because you'll stand out from all the t-shirts and jeans guys, and if you look good, the girls will spend a little more time on your side of the floor.
Look But Don't Touch
Rule #1 is don't touch. This is a universal rule, whether you're in a top-class Los Angeles club or some backwoods trailer in Casper, Wyoming. If you lose your wits for a second and the hands move naturally to her nipples, that burly ape of a bouncer at the door will toss you into the parking lot faster than you can say "I'll be good, I promise!"
The Lap Dance - Let Her Do The Driving
The lap dance is kind of mysterious for most guys. What happens is that your friends, in an effort to thoroughly embarrass you, hire a stripper to come and do a special dance just for you. While she dances and gyrates, you sit on your hands with an awkward smile on your face. You don't have to do anything, just follow her lead. If she says to do something, do it, but just relax and enjoy.
Go Easy On The Sauce
It's tough to not overdo it, but try to go easy on the booze. Drinking too much at strip clubs can lead you to do some embarrassing things, and most cell phones these days can take pictures. You don't want to end up with your head in the toilet bowl while your friends are enjoying the show. Or even worse, you don't want to end up on stage yourself BEING the show!
She Wants Dollars Not Digits
The girls will come around and talk to you from time to time, but they're not interested. Really, they're not. It's part of their job to talk to the audience, flirt and keep you in a good mood. Always, some friend of yours has a story about how they hooked up with a stripper, but chances are, that only happened in their dreams. Keep in mind that a stripper might like you, but they're just doing their jobs.
Relax And Have A Good Time
The most important thing is just to relax and have a good time. In the real world, you're not allowed to ogle and shout at beautiful women; but when you hit the strip clubs, let your inner caveman have his fun!
