Strip Clubs are for Teachers Too

Louis and Clark were very excited about their impending graduation.

"I cannot wait until Saturday," said Louis. "We will finally be free from this dump."

"I know," said Clark. "I'm especially happy that we won't have to go back to Mr. Pibb's boring class."

"Right," said Louis. "He's so stuck up. You can tell he doesn't have any fun."

They both laughed as they headed for class. Later that day it was time for Clark to go to Mr. Pibb's class for science.

"Okay class, I'm coming around to check your homework," said Mr. Pibb in his usual monotone voice. "If you don't have it, you are getting an automatic F. Those of you who plan on graduating need to think about this."

Clark rolled his eyes. Then, he suddenly raised his hand to ask a question.

"Yes, Clark," he said.

"Well, I don't mean to be rude or disrespectful, but why are you so uptight," he asked. "It seems like you are missing out on a little fun in your life."

Everyone in the class began to chuckle.

"I will definitely not be disrespected in my classroom," said Mr. Pibb. "You go straight to the office Mr."

Clark couldn't believe his ears. In his mind he was asking an honest question. Nevertheless he went to the office at his teacher's request. The next day he talked to Louis to try to make some sense of the situation.

"I told you the guy is nuts," said Louis. "What did you expect? He's a loser who doesn't know how to have a good time."

"Yeah, I guess," said Clark. "I don't really want to talk about it anymore, but I do want to talk about the strip clubs Jack invited us to after graduation."

Louis smiled and nodded.

"Now, you are talking," he said. "Strip clubs are just so much fun. I can't wait to go back."

"So, you've been before?" asked Clark. "How did you get in?"

"Let's just say, I have my ways," said Louis.

Saturday night rolled around and it was time for Louis, Clark and a few friends to go on their outing to one of the local strip clubs.

"This is going to be epic," said Louis as they got out of the car and headed to the club.

The group of guys finally got in and sat down near the stage.

"I'm so glad I came," said Clark. "I didn't know what I was missing."

Louis smiled.

"Let's go take a walk around," he said. "There's more to see."

They got up and headed for the other side of the room, when Clark mistakenly bumped into a man and made him spill his drink.

"I'm so sorry, sir," he said as he tried to appease the situation.

As the man turned around to face him, he suddenly froze in place.

"Mr. Pibb?" Clark asked.

Before he could finish his statement; his science teacher rushed for the door, leaving him standing there in awe.