Strip Clubs On The Cheap

So you and the boys have it all planned out; meet up at 9, grab the limo, the groom and it’s strip clubs time! But are you financially equipped to deal with the truckload of awesome that comes along with a best buddy’s bachelor party? Though you want your friend to have a wonderful experience, the strip club isn’t known for it’s cheap thrills. As such, you may be interested in minimizing your expenses throughout the evening. In this article, we will offer up a few tips to help you enjoy your evening without breaking the bank.

Step 1 – Prior to beginning your evening, the first thing you’ll need to evaluate is your budget. Setting aside a specific budget for the evening will help you avoid frivolous spending. Take all of the expenses into account. This will include the entrance fee, any drinks, the limo costs, and any additional extras you and the boys decide to get into. Be sure to set aside a specific amount of cash, perhaps opting to leave your credit card behind. This way, you won’t be so tempted to head over to the ATM for any extra cash once you’ve loosened up and had a few drinks.

Step 2 – Call the club or strip clubs you are interested in going to and see whether you can negotiate some sort of discount for the group. Though this concept may not prove useful in a party of 3 or 4, you are likely to make some headway with 6-10. Call ahead of time and discuss your options with the management. Other clubs may offer free cover or other types of specialists on specific nights during the week in hopes of increasing traffic. In these cases, consider scheduling the event on one of these evenings.

Step 3 – As the saying goes, a fool and his cash are easily parted. Perhaps nowhere is this more apparent than a strip club. Try to avoid purchasing other people’s drinks. After that wallet is exposed to a little fresh air, it’s all down hill. This rule applies to strangers, friends and the dancers… of course. Hold tight to your money and pray for a drink special or five.

Step 4 – Since we’re on the drinks topic, it’s important to note that most establishments require their patrons to keep a beverage throughout the evening. Try taking a few minutes without one… it doesn’t happen. Strip clubs make a large portion of their money on patron liquor money. Consider keeping a bar in the car and sipping one or two drinks while you’re in the club.

Step 5 – Table dances are inevitable… well in most parts of the country. Keep a close ear to the DJ and listen for dance specials. Once you get the green light, make sure everyone has their fill.

At the end of the day, a trip to the strip clubs should be an exciting, yet relaxing experience. If you can accomplish this without taking a huge hit to the wallet, you’ve earned the title of “Jedi Clubber”.