5 Ways To Tell If A Preschooler Is Living In Your House

Humor Articles | May 4, 2003

1. You reheated the same cup of coffee three times this ... There is always one more person in your bed in the morning, than there was the night ... You can’t imagine life without the Car

1. You reheated the same cup of coffee three times this
morning.

2. There is always one more person in your bed in the
morning, than there was the night before.

3. You can’t imagine life without the Cartoon Network.

4. The lock on your bathroom door is purely for decoration…
After all, no locked door could withstand, “Mom? What are
you doing? Mom? Can I come in? Mom? Can I show you
something? Mom? Can I give you a hug? Mom? Can you hear me?
Mom?

5. You have started—or signed—a petition to banish the
word “why” from every language known to man.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Deborah Shelton is a mother, freelance writer, and author
of the brand new book, "The Five Minute Parent: Fun & Fast
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