9. Bring a huge jar of Vaseline to the meeting. Display it prominently and keep muttering the words “I came prepared” 8. Laugh uproariously at a quip...
9. Bring a huge jar of Vaseline to the meeting. Display it prominently and keep muttering the words “I came prepared”
8. Laugh uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes ago. Say, "Oh, _now_ I get it!"
7. Wear a disposable paper facemask. Tell the group: "Hey, you don't want to catch what I've got!"
6. Make a face like somebody beside you farted.
5. Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you “the real reason” this meeting has been called.
4. Have someone deliver a large cardboard box to you in the conference room. Apologize while you sign for it. About half an hour later, have a different person deliver another one.
3. Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.
2. Complain loudly that your neighbor won't stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.
1. Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.
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10. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
