All In Favor of a Revolution, Say 'AYE'!

Ok Stop!! Read this BEFORE you do any more marketing!!!

This is crucial stuff, everyone. I want all of you to take a good, hard
look at your online or network marketing business. If you're not in
one of these businesses, I want you to understand this concept before
you ever think about starting one.

Before you sell anything whatsoever to anyone at all, I want you to do
this one simple thing.

Go to your Paypal account and send me $20.

No? You don't want to do that? Well, what if I bedazzle you with 13
pages of 'work from home, residual income' hype first, then ask for
$20. Can I have it then?

No?

You mean after bedazzling you with my hype I still need to offer you
something else? Ok, how about an exact duplicate of my bedazzling
web site for you to use as your own so you can ask others to give you
$20 -- of which I get half. Is that better?

No?

What? You mean your own bedazzling web site where you can ask
for money from others is not enough? What do you want from me?

Oh, right! I need to include subliminal messages in that bedazzling
web site that induce people to buy. I need to include LARGER
THAN LIFE words to lead people to the belief that 'pure gold' is
waiting for them after they enter their credit card information. I need
to use 'secret terms', 'catch words', and 'hypnotic writing' to lead
flocks of credit card toting morons toward the 'BUY NOW!' button.

Is that enough now? Can I have my $20 yet?

No?!

Well, how about if I throw in some information on how to get
INSANE traffic to make you OBSCENE profits?

Is the deal good enough now?! Will you travel HYPNOTICALLY to
my site in an INSANE fashion and send me some OBSCENE
money?! Please?!!

Wait, I'll even make the offer more appealing. If you order now, I'll
dramatically reduce the price. Ready, here it goes.

(insert drum roll, fireworks exploding in the background, and sounds
of 1000s of cheering fans borrowed from a live Bon Jovi CD)

Now only $19.95!!!!

(continue cheers and fireworks, but dramatically cease drum roll)

There was that dramatic enough? Now can I have my $20, I mean
$19.95?

No?! What do you mean NO?!!! Why won't you buy from me? I
what? I don't really have a product? What the 'h-e-double Eiffel
Tower Toothpicks' does that have to do with anything?!!!

(Insert sound effect of a phonograph needle being drug backwards
across a record. Something like Zrrrrrrrpppp!) (It's so hard to do
sound effects in email. Now I know how the writers of the early
Batman TV shows felt. POW!)

What do you mean I have to sell an actual product? This is Internet
Marketing, I thought all I had to do was create a site and ask for
money and it would be given to me? What has happened here?

Oh no! You don't suppose the porno sites have all the OBSCENE
profits locked up, and the INSANE traffic got busted for driving while
intoxicated, do you?!

You don't think everyone has awakened from their HYPNOTIC
trance and that my SUBLIMINAL messages are being screened out
by Microsoft with the use of a special filter made from 3D glasses first
used by movie patrons to watch 'The Creature From the Black
Lagoon", do you?!

I mean, what if all the SECRET TERMS have been revealed? What
if all the CATCH WORDS have holes in their nets? What if there is
no BEDAZZLEMENT left?!

What if... What if... No.

What if from now on we actually have to offer something of VALUE
in order to make sales?

What if our businesses have to actually provide BENEFITS to our
customers?

My goodness. This could be the end of Internet Marketing as we
know it. This could be a significant transition time in history when the
scheme, scam, and screw type of businesses go under, and the
legitimate ones rise to the top.

This could be an enormous change in the way people view the
Internet and Network Marketing as a whole! This could be the
beginning of a revolution!

At least that's my plan.

All in favor say 'Aye'.