Secrets Exposed! (And They Don't Even Know It!)

This is it. This is the unraveling of the Internet Marketing Era as
we know it. I now have the key to all the marketing knowledge
you will ever need --- for FREE even!

Absolutely nothing can escape this tactic, it's...

Stop laughing! I'm serious here! Come On! Just because I
usually do humor here doesn't mean I can't have a serious
thought once in a while, does it?

And yes, as a matter of fact, there is one serious bone in my
body. In fact there are two. They are located in my upper
arms, between my shoulders and my elbows.

They are called the humerus bones.

Ok, ok. Point taken. I have no serious bones in my body.

But I really do have The ULTIMATE Secret to Learning about
Internet Marketing. This is Breakthrough! This is Genius!

And I'm going to EXPOSE the secret right NOW!

As soon as you each send me $19.95.

Oops! Ha, Ha! Just kidding. That was just a little bit of the
evil, greedy, marketer in me shining through. But hey, I have to
pay the bills somehow. It's not like my kids can eat email for
breakfast you know!

I do, but that's different.

ANYWAY, this is one of those rambling articles isn't it? But it's
ok, because right now we have...

SECRETS EXPOSED!!!

Now, I'm going to be serious for a moment, because you can
actually do this. Next time you're reading the sales pitch for an
e-book or marketing program, pay attention to the way they are
trying to get you to buy.

Guess what? If the people trying to sell you this thing really
believe in the sales or marketing tactics they are offering to you,
THEY WILL BE USING IT ON YOU AT THE TIME!!

Wow! I just saved everybody a BUNCH of Money! You no
longer need to buy the e-book or marketing program. Just
analyze their sales copy. It's all right there. All of their tactics,
'magic words', web site design know-how, and marketing skills
will be in use, right there, on you!

Conversely, if they aren't using what they are trying to sell, you
have to wonder if they really believe in it or not.

Otherwise, look up, look around, it's ALL right there! Why
buy it! They are giving it all away! Right in front of you on the
World Wide Web is their...

SECRETS EXPOSED!!! (and they don't even know it!)

You've just got to ask yourself some questions. If the site is
selling 'magic words', look at the bold words on the page.
What are their magic words? Huh! There they are!

If they are selling 'web site traffic' secrets, think about how they
got you there. Wow! There's a secret. Where else have you
seen their ad or link? More secrets!

How is the site set up? Do they have a newsletter list? Do
they use auto responders? If so, I bet they believe in them and
recommend them in the $39.95 book.

Select a site or program you admire and pick it apart. What
are they doing? What got you interested in them?

Better yet, dig up an e-book that you read before and go back
to the site you bought it from. Then, take what you learned
from the book and dissect the site. I'll bet every one of their
secrets is right there! Now, apply that to other sites you visit.

Incredible! What a resource! Sales copy and web sites are
extremely numerous, and now their educational!

See, see, I can be serious once in a while. It's not my fault that
my humerus bones are located between my brain and my
keyboard.

That brings up a thought. I wonder how my writing would be if
I learned to type with my toes?

It would probably stink. Depending on how often I washed my
socks, of course.