Don’t let your momma tell you that revenge won’t make you feel better – it will. There’s nothing you can’t get these days on the internet, so if you’re out for revenge then the net is the first place you should look.
If you’ve been betrayed, bashed, down trodden or stomped on, then show the person who’s done it to you exactly what you think of them with some sweet internet revenge.
There are lots of revenge sites to choose from and they’re all completely legal and above board, meaning that you can get your own back without getting yourself into trouble in the process. Here are some of the great internet revenge services on offer that you could try today.
Make a nuisance of yourself with annoying calls to your ex friend or lover. There are lots of sites on the internet who will use their special software to call your ex every ten minutes. When your ex picks up, all they will hear is silence. You can even have their reactions recorded so you can sit back and snicker as you listen to them get angrier and angrier.
Or you could choose an anonymous fax or text. You can write your own message which will then be sent from an untraceable phone or fax machine. They won’t know what hit them and they’ll never know where the message came from.
If you want to let someone know that you think they stink, then send them a poop through the post. You can send a beautifully gift wrapped plastic dog turd to the person of your choice. Or if that doesn’t take your fancy, among the other items you can send are a fake used condom, a fake used tampon or soiled underwear.
If you know someone with a whiffy problem that they won’t do anything about then send them an alternative ‘certified smelly f*cker’ certificate emblazoned with their name. you can get an alternative certificate for any occasion, including ‘World’s Worst boss’, ‘world’s worst co worker’ and ‘Sh*thead of the month.
If your ex has shacked up with someone else then why not send them a nasty surprise. You can buy STD home testing kits, with incredibly obvious labels and send it to their home address completely anonymously. Then you can sit back and enjoy the thought of them denying they have an STD to their new flame.
These are just a small selection of the amazing array of internet revenge that you can inflict on person who really deserves it.
