If you’ve been hurt, wronged, abused or betrayed by someone it can be terrible, but there’s something you can do to turn the hurt around and give that person a taste of their own medicine. If you’re sitting around feeling angry or upset then stop right now and do something better instead – get revenge.
There are lots of safe and legal ways that you can show that person what you think of them, ease your pain and turn your frown into a smile. Here are just a few ideas for getting revenge.
Give them a not so nice gift
Buy yourself an expensive box of chocolates. Not only will it make you feel better eating them but once they’re all gone you can gift wrap them and send the empty box to the person who’s done you wrong. You can send it anonymously or attach a message telling them just what you think of them. They’ll think they’re receiving a lovely gift only to find they’re actually getting a big fat nothing, which is what they deserve.
Make them smell as bad as they made you feel
Buy a teddy bear or other stuffed toy. Carefully cut along the seam and stuff it with fresh fish. Sew it back up and get it to the person as quickly as you can. Their gift will start to stink within hours and they won’t have a clue where that smell is coming from.
Give them a bathroom break they’ll never forget
If you think your lover is cheating, find out when they’re going to see their secret girl or boyfriend. Just before they go, spike their drink with laxatives. They won’t know what’s hit them but you can rest easy knowing that whatever happens, they won’t be having a relaxing evening. Your revenge is done.
Send them a clear message
If your ex has left you for someone else then send them something they’ll never forget through the post. You can buy a home STD testing kit on the net and send it anonymously. Make sure the packaging clearly states what’s inside and imagine them trying to explain it away to their new lover.
Make their betrayal public knowledge
For a real impact, why not set up a site or a social messaging page dedicated to the one who wronged you. You can upload photos of them and explain to the world exactly what they did. When everyone knows about how you were treated that person will be left embarrassed and humiliated and probably lose a few friends in the process.
