Rude Chat Up Lines - Adhere to these Rules for a Sure Way to get a Girl to Slap you

Obscene pick up lines are, surprisingly, amongst the most promoted pick up lines.

Why is this so puzzling? Well... because they are also the most ineffective for actually picking up women.

The feelings that a girl gets towards a guy that uses obscene pick up lines on her is definitely not warm and fuzzy.

Off course, there are different variations of gross pick up lines. Some of them are better at annoying the 'female recipient' than others. Others result in no more than an annoyed look of boredom from 'girl recipient'.

It is time for men of all ages to understand what he is attracting when they use disgusting comments to hit on women. Enough with the secrecy. There's a method to this madness. And I am going to supply you with it.

There are four inherent parts to a degrading pick up line: the lurking sexual act, the filthy language, the demeaning 'girly name', and the flighty outcome.

1. The Implied Sexual Act: The soul of the dirty pick up line is the implied sexual act between the 'male sender' and the 'girl recipient'. The principle is simple in this case. With a rise in the intimacy of the implied sexual act, or (even worse) its perversion and vagariousness, the larger the b**ch slap factor.
   
   Example forms (from least to most dirty): Hug, casual caress, kiss, sexual zone caress, oral her, oral him, sex, anal sex, fetishes and perversions (we won't enumerate further for you here...)
   
   
2. The Dirty Language: This one doesn't need much explanation. That 'bitch slap factor' will increase rapidly if you throw a few vulgar words in there. Better still, utilize ribald sayings for the 'alluded sexual act'.
   
   
3. The Demeaning 'Girly Name': Often found at the start or at the end of the dirty pick up line the 'girly name' is used to firmly assert how little you respect the 'girl recipient'. This is an optional supplement the guy can employ to get bigger results.
   
   Example forms (from least to most dirty): Babe, Honey, Sweetie, Cutesy, Bitch, Ho, Whore, Slut...
   
   
4. The Visualization Effects: If the implied sexual act is the soul, then the visualization effects are the heart. The purpose of the adventure here is to penetrate the 'female recipients' head and aid her with the imagining of the most vivid scenario there is. By filling the line full of salacious imagery it gains an exponential thrust to its salaciousness. The more original the better.

Now. As we've observed. Important parts of a dirty pick up line will all have varying degrees of nastiness. On a dirtyness scale of 1 to 10, the likely damage you are going to be asking for is:

• 1/10 Rating: You can probably get away with it. You may drive her to distraction from boredom.
• 10/10 Rating: "You're looking to get hurt in ways only South Park's Kenny lives to talk about."

We couldn't leave you without giving you some examples. Happily there is a large database whose claim to fame is that it contains all the most horrible lines out there, all voted on by regular persons. Why don't you test your new enlightenment and add your votes to the mix. Check the rude chat up lines and dirty pick up lines out at www.pickuplinescentral.com.