Getting Rowdy in a Providence Restaurant

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Going out with friends for dinner and some clubbing is a fun thing to do. However there is always that one friend who is known for causing an unusual amount of havoc in your favorite Providence Restaurant. I am talking about the one who always ends up making the night just a little bit crazier no matter where you go. This guy can turn a fine dinner at the best restaurant in town into a scene out of Animal House. I know that I have often wondered what sort of chaotic energy these people possess that allows them to be rile up everyone around them. After close observation I realized that while they may have some abnormal energy lurking within that has been passed on from generation to generation, their rowdiness is really just a result of a couple actions. By the way, if you cannot think of which of your friends is the hell raiser, you are probably it. If you find yourself out on a blind date that is incredibly boring or with some friends who are just too bland, you may have the desire to emulate your crazy friend and get rowdy. The only problem is you do not know hot to get rowdy. I am going to tell you a few simple things you can do to add spice to an evening.

 

First and foremost, I think it goes without saying that you should start by drinking some booze. Obviously if you have medical condition or addiction that would call for you to avoid drinking, please do not drink. It is possible to get rowdy and be safe. Once you are sufficiently loosened up, it is time to really get things going. First, go to the back of the restaurant pretending to look for the bathroom and find out where they keep their music player. Almost all restaurants have some kind of audio system and it is generally found somewhere in the back where guests are not allowed. This is why you may need to use the bathroom excuse if you get caught in the process. Once you have located the audio system you need to find some party music and turn that sucker up to eleven.

 

Sometimes your favorite Providence Restaurant does not have much selection when it comes to party tunes. Often, particularly at the fancier places, restaurants will just play ambient electronic music and acid jazz. While acid jazz and ambient electronic tunes are great to relax to, you can’t exactly get a party started with them. My solution to this problem is that I carry a party mix around with me wherever I go. This way whenever I get the itch to boogie down, I can just whip out my trusty party mix and crank up the beats. The problem with my solution is that because of the diverse types of audio systems at various restaurants, you need to carry around a lot of different kinds of platforms for your audio. I generally carry a compact disc, a portable USB flash drive, and a mobile iPod dock. Needless to say, I am amply prepared for any situation. Once you have hijacked the restaurant’s music system, you will need to immediately leap behind the bar, grab a few bottles of fine spirits and declare free drinks for everyone. After the whole restaurant is done cheering for you, they will start dancing and having a generally better time than they were having. I would suggest remaining on the bar and dancing from up there because you have the best vantage point of the party.