Let Them Eat Anything But Cake

Think of dessert at a wedding and you get a pretty iconic image: the wedding cake. Tall as the flower girl! Frosting thicker than your ring finger! And inside, endless bits of fruit; oozing berry syrup; maybe (weve all been to these weddings) some Jell-O.

The wedding cake has, in one form or another, been a celebratory staple for centuries. In its earliest form, in Roman times, it consisted of simple barley bread which the groom broke in half above his brides head; throughout the years it has evolved into the expensive, expansive, and complicated monstrosity we must devour.

When a foods around that long, people are going to get tired of it sooner or later. Foregoing the wedding cake for something cheaper or smaller is nothing new, but now a whole industry is growing around the folks who cant stand to see one more triple-decker fondant work of art. So whether you just got a ring and youre hoping to do something unconventional or youre just tired of wedding cakes in general, lets look at some of the options available to todays bride and groom:

Brownies.

Think brownies cant be glamorous and celebratory? Think again. Any baker worth his (or her) confectioners sugar can create a wonderfully complex, tasty brownie. Its not all Betty Crocker with vanilla ice cream; imagine thick brownies laced with caramel and macadamia nuts, dark chocolate squares dotted by molten white chips, or skillfully-sculpted brownie bowls filled with vanilla gelato and topped with shredded chocolate. Yum.

Fake cake.

Ever been to a wedding where that majestic, head-high cake was wheeled into the kitchen to be cut and served? Ever noticed, then, that the served cake tasted suspiciously like what youd pick up at your local Costco? Congratulations; youve tasted the bait-and-switch of rental cake. The process works like so: you go to a website and pick a cake. The site sends you an elaborate mockup, covered in real fondant and containing one real slice for the bride and groom to eat. Make a big show of consuming this slice, really sell it, and then wheel that beautiful cake into the kitchen. Then just cut and serve any old cake and mail your rental back the next day. It aint exactly classy, but its certainly cost-effective.

Tiers.

Whats more elegant than a pastry? A plate of pastries. And whats more elegant than one plate? A whole bunch of em, stacked in a gorgeous tier, can make a hulking, monolithic wedding cake look like some lumbering dessert monster. Your guests will go crazy for the pretty little things, but bear in mind: classy pastries fetch classy prices, and if youve got a ravenous clan of a family, its not an efficient way to spend your money.

Not a pastry fan? Tier mousses. Or puddings. Orwell, virtually anything, as long as it looks pretty on a tier. Cupcakes are a favorite.

Fondue.

Few people in the world can resist the allure of taking something yummy and dipping it into something yummier. There lies the appeal of fondue. Imagine how impressed the guests will be when servers wheel molten chocolate to their tablesand how good youll feel about eating all that healthy fruit the next day! Of course, as the guest list expands, the logistics grow complex; how do you keep chocolate molten for thirty tables?

Ingenuity.

In the end, your choice of dessert is only limited by two things: cost and lack of imagination. Whatever confection you want on that tablebe it ginger snaps, crème brulee, or pure chocolatecan look as beautiful and memorable as your wedding requires. It just takes a little creativity!

Sources:

http://www.wedaholic.com/archives/discover_great_alternatives_to_the_traditional_wedding_cake.php

http://www.weddingvendors.com/planning/articles/wedding-cake-alternatives/

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/26144/wedding_cake_alternatives_the_cupcake.html

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/8-9-2005-74533.asp