10. Buy presents for more people than just ... Treat all your drunken ... the same. Don't just trip one, trip them all!8. Dress your children up like little elves when you go to your fami
10. Buy presents for more people than just yourself
9. Treat all your drunken relatives the same. Don't just trip one, trip them all!
8. Dress your children up like little elves when you go to your family gathering. It will be something nice to make fun of them for when they are older
7. Going up to Santa Claus and sitting on his lap, no matter how old you are
6. Using a real Christmas tree instead of cutting down your neighbors Elm tree because its leaves floated onto your yard
5. Use actual Christmas lights instead of using a flashlight
4. Dressing up like Santa’s little helper and 'helping' your man friend in the bedroom
3. Wear a Santa Suit to work.. Even if you are a lawyer
2. After you shove your fellow shopper to the ground and steal their DVD Player say 'Merry Christmas'
1. New Years shouldn’t be the only day that you walk around half naked, drunk and speaking in three word sentences. There’s also Christmas.
