Finding a Stripclub You'll Be Proud to Visit

Finding a nice stripclub isn't always a simple process. This isn't really the kind of thing you can ask your coworkers about, or depend on your local paper to provide you with the answers. You can make a preliminary determination by judging them based on what they look like from outside, but that's not always going to give you the information you need, either. Some of the classiest places in town may look like abandoned brownstones from the outside. Some of the cheesiest dives may look like a million bucks from the street. Here are some ways to find a joint you'll be proud to visit.

What are you looking for?

It helps to get specific when looking for a classy stripclub. After all, "classy" is going to mean something different to everyone. If you start asking around, you'll soon find that there are those who would never put the words "classy" and "stripping" together, regardless of how upscale the club is. If there are specific traits you want to see, however, you'll be able to ask for facts instead of opinions. Ask about lighting, the predominate dress of the clientele, and the cover charge. These things will tell you a lot about the place you're thinking of visiting.

Location

A nice stripclub is unlikely to be located in a seedy part of town. So don't bother looking for a nice place in a bad neighborhood. Start with the upscale part of the city and focus your search there. Even dive-y looking establishments can be elevated by the clientele. As long as you don't really care about appearances, you may find what you're looking for in a place that would never make the cover of "Beautiful Business" magazine.

Special Guests

Only the classiest and most well run nude bars will get famous guests to come appear and dance. You aren't going to find major magazine centerfolds dancing at Bob's Bikini Babes down by the docks. Look at the marquees and find out which establishments are getting the stars to appear. That's where you want to go if you're looking for a classy place to visit.

Be What You Want to See

The worst thing you can do is find a decent stripclub and act foolish upon entering the place. If you want a classy place to spend your evenings, be the change you want to see in the world. Get dressed up. Follow the rules. Act like a gentleman. Be an example. If you bring half a dozen hooligan friends in the door, you're just going to bring the place down with you.