Our April Fools' Celebration

Here they are, from lowest to highest, based on the number of times they were read:Number Four: A Chinese company received FDA approval to market dog meat steaks in the United States. Number Three: The White House purchased two digital toilets, which double as weight scales and health testers, and include video games and a direct line to the Pentagon. Number Two The first computer virus that's transmissible to humans via cell phones and MP3 players has been released in South East Asia. Number One: LCD monitors work "both ways" and function as video cameras, recording what people do in front of their computers.We hope you enjoyed them, and that no one took them seriously. We'd hate to hear that someone actually stuck his or her head in the refrigerator to get rid of the "computer virus" - a software program with a few lines of code - supposedly transmissible to humans. Or that anyone pulled a nylon over his or her computer display to prevent it from recording images in the room.Other hoaxes we considered, but eventually decided not to run:- Authorities are pulling cloned poultry meat from shelves after reports that children who ate cloned poultry has started to grow feathers;

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