In this article, I want to discuss the things that someone would want to look out for if they were out to eat at a Providence restaurant. In response, I have decided to write about 4 signs that you need to pay your bill and leave the area right away because you are in a very awful restaurant.
In this article, I want to discuss the things that someone would want to look out for if they were out to eat at a Providence restaurant. In response, I have decided to write about 4 signs that you need to pay your bill and leave the area right away because you are in a very awful restaurant. I know some of you are wondering why I chose only 4 items for this article. The truth is that so much stuff can go poorly while someone is eating out that I feel obliged to narrow it down for people and make this article easier to digest.
In this article I have written about four signs that you are not in a good establishment. The original indication that you were in a shoddy place was a ghastly smell. Of course, everyone knows that a foul odor is an ominous warning, I wrote about it because I want to address even the obvious warnings that a person is in the wrong place. Foul odors are a good segue in to the next indicator that I discussed: a filthy restaurant. A foul smelling restaurant will almost always result in an experience that is less than satisfactory. In addition to raising questions about what disgusting things are being done in the kitchen, a filthy dining establishment is almost always linked to slothful staffs that do not take care of the place.
Slothful staff that cut corners on the cleaning is a perfect segue into the next indicator that you are in a bad restaurant: poor service. If an employee is negligent enough to leave the dining room messy, you can count on the fact that they will be absent, less than knowledgeable, and generally uninterested in you and your dining experience. Another safe bet they you are in the wrong Providence Restaurant is if you see rats scurrying around on the floor. Be particularly wary if they are the larger southern swamp rats or even worse, the notorious New York sewer rats. They are known to be hostile to humans and if they approach you, try to avoid eye contact and head directly for the nearest exit. If you are armed, do not hesitate to use deadly force against these lethal critters, as they will not swayed by kind words or generous tips unless of course, those tips are in the form of the finest of cheddar cheeses.
But unless you are prepared for a confrontation with an over sized rat (and lets face it: you would not be reading this article if you were) and you have a pocket full of perfectly aged Vermont cheddar, you had better be prepared to run for your life. As you may have been able to tell by my passionate exposition (see above) I am particularly unnerved by the presence of vitriolic vermin while I am attempting to enjoy a good meal. I hope you have been enjoying the articles about 4 signs that you are in the wrong restaurant. Please stay tuned for my next entry in the series where I will continue to discuss the stuff that you need to know.
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