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                    Experts and researchers have been telling us for years
 that one of the most eye catching words in advertising
 is the word FREE. So whenever possible we've been
 encouraged to use the word free in our advertisements.
 However, what can you do if the product or service
 your advertising isn't free, and you don't have anything
 free to give away? How can you incorporate the word free
 into your advertisement then?
 There are of course, hundreds of websites that will sell
 you little knick-knacks and trinkets to give away to your
 potential customers. But these can be expensive, 
 especially for internet marketers with tight budgets.
 There is however something that you can give away for FREE
 that won't hurt your budget, and may help your business.
 The one thing you can always offer for free is information.
 And a great way to offer information is in a free report.
 Now you may be asking yourself: What information do
 I have that other people would want to read about? Well,
 look at it this way, who knows more about the product or
 service that you are advertising than you? So if you
 are going to offer a free report why not make it about
 the product you are selling or the service you are 
 offering. Or it can be about something closely related 
 to your product or service. 
 For example if I wanted to offer a free report in ads 
 for my travel website (http://www.Bookyourfares.com), 
 my free report might be about 'The Secrets of Booking 
 Airline Flights Online'. Since I own a travel website, 
 I would be in a good position to know at least a couple 
 of tricks that might interest people who were looking to 
 use the internet to book flights. And of course I would 
 be sure to include links to Bookyourfares.com throughout 
 the free report. That way if people found my report 
 informative they probably use Bookyourfares.com to book 
 their airline flights (and hopefully their hotel and car 
 rental reservations as well). That's how a free report 
 can help your business, it may draw sales from people 
 who ordinarily may have passed over your ad. But since
 you offered a free report, your ad caught their eye and
 now you have their attention. And once you have their
 attention, hopefully the quality of your product or
 service can take it from there.
 One of the best ways to set up a free report is with
 an autoresponder. You can set up autoresponders free
 of charge at http://www.sendfree.com. There are other
 free autoresponder services; a search on Google yields
 at least 5 others. If you set up your free report on
 an autoresponder, then all someone has to do is send
 an email to the autoresponder responder email address 
 that you will be given when you finish setup and your 
 free report will be sent directly to their inbox. This 
 allows them to read it at the convenience. For example if 
 you send an email to: mailto:onlinefriendship@sendfree.com,
 you will receive an article I wrote entitled 'The Power
 of Online Friendship'. 
 You can also have the free report on a seperate page
 on your website, or you cam have it downloadable
 from your website. No matter how you do it,
 giving away a free report is a great way to grab people's
 attention, and increase your sales.
 
 
                                The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz
Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and remove forever from you mind any thoughts about the ACT. All these test pale in comparision to the examination that I just failed. Failing those test may have minor repurcussions like never making it into college and therefore being forced to work at fast food resturants well into you 40's. That's nothing. I just flunked a quiz that could scar me for life. 
                                The Finer Points of Poverty
I'm poor. And I'm not ashamed of it. Actually, I'm kind of proud of myself for being poor. It's an accomplishment that many people will never attain. Some people will go through their whole life and never know what it's like to experience some of the finer points of poverty like eating ramon noodles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 5 days a week. My heart goes out to these types of people. The Fourtunate Ones. People who've always had electricity, nice cars, and proper clothing. 
                                5 Surefire Ways To Ruin Any Website
Owning a website gives you certain rights. For example, you have the right to plaster your URL all over the doors and windows of your SUV in hopes that someone in one of the 7 cars you pass on the way to work will get the urge to visit your website and spend gobs of money. You own the website-this is your right. You also have the right to post pictures of your family, friends, pets, and other totally uninteresting images all over your website; after all it's yours. One of the biggest rights you have as a webmaster is the right to make your website successful (and profitable) or to run it into the ground like a 737 missing both engines and landing gear. For those of you who despise online success and frown upon the wealths of cyberspace I have compiled a list of 5 ways to ruin any website.