Before this Saint Patrick’s Day the National Coalition of Leprechauns (NCL) is conjoining for a meeting on how they can protect their pots of gold. In years past the leprechauns have had some difficulty with keeping their gold safe from prying human eyes.
The NCL will be conjoining on March fifteenth, two days before the planned festivities begin. Patty O’Gould, the leader of the NCL, stated in a press release that the leprechaun population is becoming concerned with this widespread theft. Studies conducted by the NCL have shown that there has been a recent trend in leprechaun gold being stolen by people disguised as leprechauns.
“This identity theft has to stop!” said O’Gould, getting a crowd of leprechauns fired up. “We have to work out a way to stop having our identities stolen! I hope we can all come together this March fifteenth to teach each other some real solutions to combat the problem of leprechaun identity theft.”
It is expected that the leprechauns will discuss some of the best techniques available on how to protect their identities. One important thing that the leprechauns may want to keep in mind is to stand watch on their pots of gold this Saint Patrick’s Day. They should be checking their gold often for signs of security breaches. They should also discuss important methods for keeping their identities private, and the whereabouts of their gold hidden. Leprechauns will likely be advised not to give out the location of their rainbow to anyone, no matter what, and to make sure they have all the keys and identity information for accessing their pot of gold kept securely at home.
“Without our gold, we’re left with no way to pay our auto loans and our mortgages!” continued O’Gould. “There’s a staggering number of leprechauns out there who have had to let their credit scores slip because they lost their savings to identity theft. Many of us are still struggling with low credit scores because of the problems we’ve had to endure from identity theft. It’s becoming a real problem when we can’t get approved for new credit lines that we need to keep going. When our cars break down, we can’t get a new auto loan because no one will offer them to us!”
Cutting Off Access for Oral Bacteria May Be Key to Preventing Tooth Decay
The journal of Microbiology recently published a study containing results which suggest that we may now have the keys to preventing gum disease and tooth loss. The study says that if we can strip some oral bacteria from being able to access the other pathogenic oral bacteria then we may be able to use them to help prevent decay and loss.
Green Beer? Try Green Teeth
This Saint Patrick’s Day thousands of people across the U.S. will be going out to celebrate with lots of delicious green foods like green cakes, green cupcakes, green chocolate, green eggs and ham, and even the popular Saint Patty’s Day hit green beer. But all this green food has one thing in common: green food coloring. In small doses green food coloring can be a fun way to brighten up your food or play along for Saint Patrick’s Day, but after eating green food coloring all day a person’s teeth will quickly start to show that green dye.
Don’t Get Pinched on Saint Patrick’s Day!
Saint Patrick’s Day is just around the corner, and you know what that means! On March 17th, people everywhere will be donning green attire to avoid the traditional pinches for not celebrating. But why stop at just wearing green? This year, take your commitment to the environment a step further by considering a hybrid vehicle. Not only will you be celebrating Saint Patrick’s Day in style, but you'll also be making a positive impact on the planet all year round.
