Osama Swings Election

With all the noise about undecided U.S. voters through the Summer of 04, it is safe to assume more than two per cent were undecided a few weeks before the election. Among the decideds, an equal or greater number would have swung their votes at the drop of a hat. Osama came on TV and told them not to support George Bush. So they went to the polls and proved their patriotism, by doing exactly what Osama expected them to do. So why did Osama want this president reelected?

Fact is, the War on Terror is the best thing that ever happened for Osama, Pakistan and George Bush, who share many secret agreements between them. This has been the case since November, 2001, when Pakistan, George Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, and Tommy Franks agreed to airlift as many as 4000 members of Al Qaeda from the city of Konduz, Afghanistan; to safety in Pakistan. Another 4000 members of Al Qaeda were allowed to head for the border on the ground. Where are they now? Spain? France? Germany? Holland? England? Canada? Mexico? Iraq? Who cares?

This betrayal, this High Treason, was reported on the PBS news magazine, Now with Bill Moyers, Friday, 21 February, 2003 and should have reached over two million viewers. The war drums were beating loudly for the invasion of Iraq, so the fact is America’s Commander-in-Chief has betrayed not only the American people and the armed forces, but a suffering world unable to resolve conflict without violence. This proves the entire War on Terror a huge fraud to increase the size, cost and power of national governments around the globe. This is of no concern to anyone I know of. Who is there to say no thanks?

If you belong to the Republican Party, you can now get away with murder, whether the victims are innocent Iraqi people, U.S. military forces, or foreign captives. Isn’t that exciting - intoxicating? Isn’t war grand? Doesn’t it make you proud to vote? Can you guess who will pay the price of these crimes, done in the name of American security, freedom and democracy?

No single person in all Islam has done more to recruit and inflame terrorists than George W. Bush over the past three years. And where has Osama been hiding the past three years, if not in Pakistan? So why would Osama want anyone other than George Bush as the President of the United States? To save most precious American lives? Sure, that’s what he says in his videos, but don’t believe him for a minute. It would be unpatriotic to believe an enemy, wouldn’t it? Of course it would. It doesn’t matter if your enemy speaks any truth, it is your duty to ignore him or call him a liar. Good boy! Good girl!

Osama has spoken truthfully to America since he was important enough to attract foreign media attention. Ask any reporter in the corporate, fascist, Amerikan mass media why George Bush was reelected and they will tell you. It’s the War on Terrorism, dummy. John Kerry cannot be trusted to do the same BANG UP job George Bush is doing to protect us, as big brothers are supposed to do. It’s the most honest admission you will ever hear from them. Osama speaks the truth knowing that honesty is NOT a value that matters in an American election. He can sleep with a clear conscience and no fear of George Bush.

Osama has been far too kind and delicate in his dealings with America. America has sold truth for appearances and its soul for its lifestyle. And there is no health in US. America could not elect a more appropriate president than a traitor who is sacrificing its children to the great god Molech, in the name of freedom and democracy.

America needs humility much more than good will, as the rest of the world so plainly sees. Its humility can only come by violent force because its ignorant arrogance has progressed beyond self mitigation. Hang on - the party has hardly begun. He who loves us will correct us.

We ARE the great Satan we have been labeled. The only thing we can think to say about it is; who us? We are the greatest nation on earth and if you say otherwise we will kill you! It never once occurs to us that others can see us as we are. We have no self image problem. We have a moral substance problem. As Sodom, we need an advocate like Abraham to intercede on behalf of our ten righteous men - all to no avail. Or perhaps I’m wildly exaggerating the problem, don’t you wish?

Osama spoke and Washington ignored him as was their habit. He sent us all a wake up call. Washington invaded Iraq. The rest of us tapped the button on our snooze alarm. Our message to Osama? Is that the best you’ve got? Aren’t we clever? Don’t we need a serious ass kicking? It’s on the way.