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So much vampire fiction focuses on simply BEING a vampire – and the problems therein.
Some great stories have been told in that fashion, but… yeah, we get it. Being a vampire is hard at times. But come on… can’t we get something DIFFERENT?
Not everybody wants – or even LIKES – vampire fiction focused on the difficulties of being a vampire… or vampire fiction that keeps hammering on the same old stuff!
That’s what’s so fun about Love, Red Wine, & Magick – it ain’t the same old song and dance.
Within its pages, you’ll find a totally different approach to vampirism. Think about the nature of being a vampire for a moment…
If you’re a vampire, you’re gonna be around for a LONG time, and you’re gonna see – and do – a lot of things throughout the centuries, many of them unpleasant. It wouldn’t be easy – as plenty of other vampire fiction already tells you. But…
Vampires are also human – and humans can adapt to ANYTHING. So let me ask you…
Would YOU want to spend your immortality feeling sad and sorry for yourself – or would you adapt… embrace your immortality and develop a wicked sense of humor?
That’s what you get with “Linda Marie” and its two half-vampire heroines. The colorful gypsy loudmouth Donita and soft-spoken, gentle-hearted witch Katheryne have lasting friendships, adventurous lives, and always find a way to laugh in even the worst situations.
You’ll find the traditional rules of vampire fiction shattered with Donita and Katheryne – and not only because they’ll make you laugh…
The two ladies are half-vampires – they’re fully immortal but are immune to the sun… though they don’t sparkle. In addition, they’re gifted with formidable magickal abilities, which are put to heavy use when their old pal Jimbeau Getty shows up on their doorstep one day, badly in need of help.
Linda Marie – the apple of Jimbeau’s eye – has disappeared, possessed by the spirit of a dead sorceress, and now she’s helplessly tangled up in the dark doings of the sorceress’ lover, the sinister magician Pierre Oulette!
A simple, good-hearted man with no magickal ability of his own, Jimbeau’s in dire need of Donita and Katheryne’s heavy artillery if he’s gonna rescue Linda Marie – and the two ladies are more than happy to help out a friend.
So begins your odyssey to the swamps of Holland, Louisiana, where you’ll struggle with both living and dead zombies, a gigantic horror made from hundreds of corpses, and ancient, Lovecraftian terrors from beyond the dawn of time!
It’s a tension-rich, white-knuckle, and often hilarious trek to save Linda Marie – you’ll shiver at the horrifying inhabitants of the sultry swamp while cackling at Donita’s continually curse-laden commentary!
Thankfully, Donita’s loose-cannon tendencies are kept in check by Katheryne’s gentle sarcasm and quick thinking – if anybody’s gonna keep everybody from getting killed, it’s Katheryne. But even with Katheryne aboard, avoiding danger in the murky depths is impossible, and you’ll be constantly kept on your toes as the trio nears the swamp’s dark heart, and…
When the you-know-what hits the fan, it’s a cosmic, cataclysmic showdown of skull-shattering proportions unlike anything you’ll find in today’s vampire fiction!
Your heart will pound even as your funny bone gets tickled, while you the high-spirited adventure keeps you riveted to the book, making you turn page after page!
It’s not the typical weep-fest found in so much vampire fiction – and it’s not yet another tragic romance dripping with teen angst…
“Linda Marie” ain’t your mommy and daddy’s vampire fiction, folks… and it sure ain’t your kid sister’s!
Strap on your wading boots and join our intrepid – and profanity-spewing – trio as they leap headlong into the realm of swampy horrors! But beware the titanic abomination and hold onto something solid when reality rips apart in the world-shaking climax…
You’re gonna be in for a wild ride!
You’ll ONLY find “Linda Marie” – alongside the blues-drenched, tension-thick humor of “The Ballad Of Thomas Brown” – in Love, Red Wine, & Magick.
Click the link below, and you’ll be joining Katheryne, Donita, and Jimbeau in their quest to rescue Linda Marie within just four minutes…
Love, Red Wine, & Magick
Just remember…
If you’re looking for traditional vampire fiction about the difficulties of being a vampire, you should probably move on… “Linda Marie” doesn’t go down that old road, not at all.
But if you NEED something new and different, if you’re FEELING it and ready for a wild adventure – jump on in right now!
Vampire Fiction Loaded With Horror, Humor, And… Humanity!
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Blues-drenched vampire fiction with thrills, chills, and lots of laughs!
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Vampire Fiction With Compelling Lady Vamps Like You’ve Never Seen!
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